Beat the Back to School Blues

Lets face it nobody wants to go back to school, I mean home parties were getting pretty lame, but do we really want classes again? HELL NO

But unfortunately this is the price we pay for our binge drinking and casual sexcapades we refer to as higher education, so here’s some tips to get you back in that happy place only Saturday nights can bring.

Pre game the semester.  Make the entire summer look like the pregame. This semester is all about goin HAM!

Roomie bonding. It’s been a while since you went out got a good three or four hour pregame with just your roomies. It’ll make you feel so much better!

Change your booze. Some of us get in slumps where we drink the same thing for months on end. There’s nothing like a new semester to try something different. Maybe even try buying a bunch of different stuff and mixing it together, it tastes way better than it sounds.

Treat yourself. You’ve probs been sippin off your parents good shit for the last month, and the shift back to good ole’ fashion vitali may be harder than you want. Get a whole bottle of some nice shit and really splurge.

Plan your next vacation. winter is depressing and your probably going to sit on your ass and eat Peanut Butter by the spoonful. Have a reason to look good and not gain an extra 20 pounds in the next two months.

Build a pong table. If you’re in the dorms, you get extra points for this (closet doors come off very easily). But really head over to Home Depot, spend $30 on a piece of plywood and some 2x4s, then get some spray paint and you don’t have to leave your house for a good month and a half giving the snow and cold plenty of time to leave. Plus it’s sure to attract new friends!

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